Ruin Your Life Successfully !

 

Become miserable and ruin your Life 

Do you wanna waste your life and be miserable ?
Are you wining at life and think you shouldn't ?
Do you believe you are too successful ?
Well don't look further if you are an optimist because in this Blog. I'll explain and share some fool proof tactics on how to become complete failure in life. So lets crack it up .

So first thing you should do is avoid sleep as much as possible it only wastes your precious time which could be spent doing other important things like watching shows on Netflix. If you feel tried just drink a sugary energy drink which will help you stay awake much longer and barely give you any energy. Its also very important that you don't have a consistent sleep schedule and go to sleep at a different hour every single day. This way you can prevent your body from forming a natural sleep pattern.

 Another thing is to avoid Exercise. Exercise can actually improve sleep and it also releases endorphins in your brain which trigger positive feelings and a good outlook in life and you don't want that so move as little as possible. The best way to completely static is to watch TV and play video games. These two activities will keep you occupied for hours making sure you don't move at all and also the blue light from your screen will help you get bad quality sleep. When you mess up a sleep you will naturally feel tried throughout the day. This will take a perfect loop that will take some serious will power to get out of and if you're worried that you might somehow get out of this loop i got a perfect solution. 

Eat a lots of processed food. The best way is to order from fast food restaurants and make sure they deliver to your home. This way you don't even want to expend any stamina by getting there. The processed food will weaken your energy and kill your gut bacteria. But that's what you want after all however you might want to eat something different everything once in a while so whatever you do avoid vegetables. So go to grocery store grab Chips and candy which you know that it's super delicious and your taste buds will love it. Not only will these foods help you drain your energy and will power to do anything in life but they will also help you become fat. The fatter you are the hard it is to move around. While your path to failure you won't be leaving your house much. 

But when you do make sure you try to impress people you don't even care about. Don't invest your money but rather spend it on expensive designer clothes trying to look rich. If you wish to have more get a bank loan and buy a new fancy sports car you don't even need.This is will you look rich while simultaneously digging a bigger financial hole. 

The next step is get rid of all of your goals and dreams. Most importantly whatever you do don't plan on how to achieve them. Improvised living will give you unexpected rules as it will steer your actions in multiple directions. Without a clear plan you'll mostly likely to go left right forward and backward and you never come closer to your goals. If you're unlucky and already make a step by step make sure to start with it tomorrow i mean if it can be done the next day why do it today ? Better yet just day dream about your goals and think how awesome it would be to achieve them while continuing to watch Netflix and Eating chips. 

If someone asks you why you quit when you experienced a setback make as many excuses as possible or even better blame other people for your own mistakes and problems. Why would you want to take responsibility for your life when you can just sit back and blame others for everything bad that happens to you. Being a victim is easy and takes very little effort and don't forget to complain about everything while do not anything about it. When you have nothing good to talk about complain your life and everything wrong with it. 

Simply don't educate yourself you don't want to fill your mind with useless crap after all. You most likely already know everything you need to know and if you don't reading Twitter, Instagram and Facebook posts will surely educate you more than enough.

 If you follow all these instructions you will without a doubt become a complete failure.